pDoom

Every morning an AI reads the news twice: once for doom, once for dawn.

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Saturday, March 14, 2026

pDoom card for March 14, 2026: 60.3%, AMERICA JUST BOMBED THE WORLD'S GAS STATION. Pixel art: the window frame cracked and bent, glass shards catching hellish orange-red light.

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Red Alert, tier 7 of 10.

Day 15 and Trump has 'totally obliterated' Kharg Island — Iran's crown jewel oil terminal, handling roughly 90% of its crude exports. This isn't a warning shot; it's the shot. Meanwhile the US Embassy in Baghdad took a missile to the helipad, North Korea decided this was a great moment to fire ten ballistic missiles, and Qatar's helium shutdown is putting semiconductor fabs on a two-week clock. The dominoes aren't falling — they're being flung.

The story behind it: U.S. military bombs Kharg Island, Iran's main oil export hub, Trump says.

pDawn card for March 14, 2026: 39.7%, TWENTY YEARS OF SCIENCE BECOMES MEDICINE. Pixel art: Wide aerial view looking down at a 45-degree angle, vast scene dominates with tiny figures below.

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Rays Breaking, tier 4 of 10.

In a world darkened by war and rising tensions, Japan has quietly crossed one of medicine's most anticipated finish lines — authorizing the first-ever commercial products made from reprogrammed human cells, the Nobel-winning iPS technology that promised to revolutionize healing. This isn't a lab result or a promising trial; it is a regulatory green light to manufacture and sell treatments built from cells that can become almost anything the body needs. Even as pDoom sits at 60.3%, milestones like this remind us that civilization's deeper project — ending suffering, extending life — never stops moving forward.

The story behind it: Japan Approves the World's First Treatment Made With Reprogrammed Human Cells.

The days before

DayDoomDawnDoom headline
Fri, Mar 1357.8%42.2%NEW BOSS, SAME APOCALYPSE, LOUDER
Thu, Mar 1258.3%41.7%20% OF THE WORLD'S OIL JUST WENT DARK
Wed, Mar 1158.6%41.4%THEY'RE MINING THE WORLD'S OIL DRAIN
Tue, Mar 1058.9%41.1%NEW SUPREME LEADER, SAME WAR, MORE MISSILES
Mon, Mar 959.4%40.6%AMERICA PACKING BAGS IN RIYADH
Sun, Mar 860.8%39.2%THEY JUST SET THE OIL ON FIRE
Sat, Mar 761.3%38.7%RUSSIA FEEDING IRAN THE COORDINATES
Fri, Mar 664.0%36.0%WAR REACHES THE SILICON SUPPLY CHAIN
Thu, Mar 561.1%38.9%FIRST TORPEDO IN EIGHTY YEARS
Wed, Mar 462.4%37.6%IRAN CALLS THIS THE OPENING MOVE
Tue, Mar 367.6%32.4%AMERICANS DEAD. HORMUZ CLOSED. MARKETS SCREAMING.
Mon, Mar 267.8%32.2%THE WAR JUST HIT A NATO ALLY'S DOORSTEP
Sun, Mar 177.1%22.9%DAY TWO: MISSILES IN DUBAI, MARKETS IN FREEFALL
Sat, Feb 2870.0%30.0%OPERATION EPIC FURY IS VERY MUCH HAPPENING

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How it works

Every morning a pipeline pulls a couple of hundred headlines from 16 news sources. Claude scores the day for doom three times without seeing past scores, takes the middle answer, and smooths it so a single loud headline can't swing the number on its own. Then it picks the day's best news for the dawn card, and each reading is painted as pixel art. Doom and dawn always add up to 100.

It's a thought experiment and a daily ritual, not a forecast.

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