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Wednesday, March 11, 2026

pDoom card for March 11, 2026: 58.6%, THEY'RE MINING THE WORLD'S OIL DRAIN. Pixel art: the Strait of Hormuz at its narrowest chokepoint rendered from high altitude, the flat arid brown Iranian coastline stretching across the upper frame and the dramatic ochre limestone cliffs of Musanda.

58.6%doom

Threat Level, tier 6 of 10.

Day 12 and the U.S.-Iran war has escalated to mining the Strait of Hormuz — the choke point through which roughly 20% of global oil transits — while Hegseth brags this was the 'heaviest bombing yet.' Trump is now threatening consequences 'at a level never seen before,' which from the man who already started a war is not a comforting qualifier. Meanwhile Russia is quietly profiting, China is still happily buying Iranian oil through the very strait being mined, and a majority of Americans have decided they'd rather not be doing any of this.

The story behind it: U.S. forces sink 16 Iranian minelayers as reports say Tehran is mining the Strait of Hormuz.

pDawn card for March 11, 2026: 41.4%, SCIENTISTS CRACK ONE OF CANCER'S HARDEST CODES. Pixel art: A cancer research laboratory at Oregon Health & Science University seen through a rain-lashed floor-to-ceiling window.

41.4%dawn

Bright Spot, tier 5 of 10.

Even as the world watches missiles arc over the Strait of Hormuz, researchers in Oregon were quietly doing something extraordinary: developing a molecule that may finally unlock treatment for triple-negative breast cancer, a disease that has long resisted medicine's best efforts. This is precisely the kind of stubborn, unglamorous human persistence that doesn't make war-dominated front pages but matters enormously — real people, real labs, real hope. On a day when doom sits at 58.6%, science is working the night shift.

The story behind it: Scientists discover molecule that stops aggressive breast cancer in its tracks.

The days before

DayDoomDawnDoom headline
Tue, Mar 1058.9%41.1%NEW SUPREME LEADER, SAME WAR, MORE MISSILES
Mon, Mar 959.4%40.6%AMERICA PACKING BAGS IN RIYADH
Sun, Mar 860.8%39.2%THEY JUST SET THE OIL ON FIRE
Sat, Mar 761.3%38.7%RUSSIA FEEDING IRAN THE COORDINATES
Fri, Mar 664.0%36.0%WAR REACHES THE SILICON SUPPLY CHAIN
Thu, Mar 561.1%38.9%FIRST TORPEDO IN EIGHTY YEARS
Wed, Mar 462.4%37.6%IRAN CALLS THIS THE OPENING MOVE
Tue, Mar 367.6%32.4%AMERICANS DEAD. HORMUZ CLOSED. MARKETS SCREAMING.
Mon, Mar 267.8%32.2%THE WAR JUST HIT A NATO ALLY'S DOORSTEP
Sun, Mar 177.1%22.9%DAY TWO: MISSILES IN DUBAI, MARKETS IN FREEFALL
Sat, Feb 2870.0%30.0%OPERATION EPIC FURY IS VERY MUCH HAPPENING
Fri, Feb 2739.4%60.6%AI COMPANY TELLS WAR DEPARTMENT TO GO POUND SAND
Thu, Feb 2637.7%62.3%COUNTDOWN CLOCK ON IRAN DEAL, WARSHIPS CLOSING IN
Wed, Feb 2537.5%62.5%THE ROBOTS KEEP CHOOSING NUKES

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How it works

Every morning a pipeline pulls a couple of hundred headlines from 16 news sources. Claude scores the day for doom three times without seeing past scores, takes the middle answer, and smooths it so a single loud headline can't swing the number on its own. Then it picks the day's best news for the dawn card, and each reading is painted as pixel art. Doom and dawn always add up to 100.

It's a thought experiment and a daily ritual, not a forecast.

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