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Sunday, May 24, 2026

pDoom card for May 24, 2026: 38.6%, THE IRAN WAR COMES FOR YOUR DINNER PLATE. Pixel art: weather-dominated scene, dense coastal fog and heat haze merging into a single oppressive wall of atmosphere, camera positioned at mid-distance on the Iranian shore of the Persian Gulf looking outward.

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Storm Brewing, tier 4 of 10.

The FAO's chief economist is warning that the Iran conflict strangling fertilizer supply chains could trigger a severe global food crisis within twelve months — right as a separate analysis documents 20,000 attacks on food infrastructure worldwide since 2018. Meanwhile Trump says an Iran deal is 'largely negotiated,' which is the diplomatic equivalent of saying your house fire is 'largely extinguished' while one room is still ablaze. Russia chose this moment to drop a hypersonic Oreshnik missile on Kyiv, because apparently the world needed another active front.

The story behind it: Severe global food crisis could come within the year, says UN agency.

pDawn card for May 24, 2026: 61.4%, CLEAN ENERGY GETS CLEANER AT THE SOURCE. Pixel art: Extreme close-up filling the entire frame with a single glass vial held up to warm golden-amber light, the vial itself dominating every pixel, its curved glass surface catching and bending deep teal a.

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Golden Hour, tier 7 of 10.

On a day dominated by war, disaster, and disease, Columbia Engineering researchers quietly solved one of green energy's most stubborn contradictions: lithium extraction has always been messy and slow, undermining the clean promise of EV batteries. This new method pulls lithium faster and without the toxic waste of conventional mining — meaning the full supply chain of the energy transition gets greener. With the Iran war squeezing global energy markets and food systems alike, breakthroughs that accelerate our escape from fossil fuel dependency matter more than ever.

The story behind it: Scientists just found a faster, cleaner way to extract lithium for EV batteries.

The days before

DayDoomDawnDoom headline
Sat, May 2340.2%59.8%EBOLA GOES FROM BAD TO THIRD-WORST ON RECORD
Fri, May 2235.9%64.1%ROBBING PETER TO COVER THE PERSIAN GULF
Thu, May 2137.7%62.3%THE MACHINE REWRITES MATHEMATICS
Wed, May 2038.5%61.5%IRAN THREATENS TO EXPORT THE WAR
Tue, May 1940.7%59.3%IRAN STRIKE POSTPONED, NOT CANCELLED
Mon, May 1839.9%60.1%SOMEONE SHOT AT A NUCLEAR PLANT. CASUALLY.
Sun, May 1735.9%64.1%EBOLA GETS THE OFFICIAL SCARY STAMP
Sat, May 1636.0%64.0%EBOLA CROSSES THE BORDER, BUNDIBUGYO EDITION
Fri, May 1538.4%61.6%HORMUZ HEATS UP: SHIPS DON'T COME BACK
Thu, May 1436.1%63.9%XI PUTS TAIWAN ON THE TABLE, SMILING
Wed, May 1338.5%61.5%PUTIN FIRES WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL MISSILE. FOR FUN.
Tue, May 1240.2%59.8%CEASEFIRE ON LIFE SUPPORT, WARPLANES ON STANDBY
Mon, May 1140.1%59.9%STRAIT STAYS SHUT AS BOTH SIDES DIG IN
Sun, May 1036.3%63.7%DEAD DICTATOR TRIGGERS END OF WORLD, AUTOMATICALLY

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Every morning a pipeline pulls a couple of hundred headlines from 16 news sources. Claude scores the day for doom three times without seeing past scores, takes the middle answer, and smooths it so a single loud headline can't swing the number on its own. Then it picks the day's best news for the dawn card, and each reading is painted as pixel art. Doom and dawn always add up to 100.

It's a thought experiment and a daily ritual, not a forecast.

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