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Saturday, May 16, 2026

pDoom card for May 16, 2026: 36.0%, EBOLA CROSSES THE BORDER, BUNDIBUGYO EDITION. Pixel art: interior scene, camera positioned deep inside a dim Ugandan border-town clinic waiting room in Busia, looking outward through a wide rectangular doorway framing the red laterite dirt road outside, dee.

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Storm Brewing, tier 4 of 10.

A rare strain of Ebola — Bundibugyo, not the more familiar Zaire — has killed up to 80 people in DRC's Ituri province and is now confirmed in Uganda, meaning it's already jumped an international border. The fact that the US CDC only heard about this yesterday, weeks into a 246-case outbreak, is the kind of institutional lag that makes epidemiologists drink. Meanwhile, Trump and Xi wrapped up a 'very successful' summit with few concrete deals, Putin is immediately flying in to keep Xi's schedule full, and Iran signals it's open to talks while Trump says he's 'losing patience' — so the geopolitical pressure cooker is simmering but not yet boiling over.

The story behind it: New outbreak of Ebola kills 80 in eastern DR Congo.

pDawn card for May 16, 2026: 64.0%, GREEN SAND CLEANS THE SKY, SPARES THE SEA. Pixel art: Wide aerial view looking down at a 45-degree angle, vast Atlantic coastal shallows seen from high above at golden hour, warm amber and deep teal light flooding the scene from the low western sun, long.

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Golden Hour, tier 7 of 10.

In a world rattled by missile tests, Ebola outbreaks, and geopolitical standoffs, a quiet but significant environmental milestone emerged: a real-world pilot project testing olivine-based ocean CO2 removal found zero harmful effects on marine life. That's not a small thing — it means one of the most promising and scalable carbon removal strategies just passed its first serious ecological safety check. Science, done carefully and honestly, keeps handing us tools to fix what we've broken.

The story behind it: First test of CO2 removal with green sand finds no harm to marine life.

The days before

DayDoomDawnDoom headline
Fri, May 1538.4%61.6%HORMUZ HEATS UP: SHIPS DON'T COME BACK
Thu, May 1436.1%63.9%XI PUTS TAIWAN ON THE TABLE, SMILING
Wed, May 1338.5%61.5%PUTIN FIRES WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL MISSILE. FOR FUN.
Tue, May 1240.2%59.8%CEASEFIRE ON LIFE SUPPORT, WARPLANES ON STANDBY
Mon, May 1140.1%59.9%STRAIT STAYS SHUT AS BOTH SIDES DIG IN
Sun, May 1036.3%63.7%DEAD DICTATOR TRIGGERS END OF WORLD, AUTOMATICALLY
Sat, May 932.2%67.8%WESTERN ALLIANCE SCRAMBLES TO PLUG DECADES-LONG HOLE
Fri, May 839.1%60.9%TRUMP THREATENS IRAN WITH NUCLEAR GLOW
Thu, May 739.6%60.4%NATO MEMBER JOINS THE ICBM CLUB
Wed, May 640.6%59.4%DEAL MIRAGE SHIMMERS OVER THE STRAIT
Tue, May 543.5%56.5%CEASEFIRE WOBBLES AS IRAN ATTACKS UAE
Mon, May 445.3%54.7%MISSILES MEET 'PROJECT FREEDOM' IN THE STRAIT
Sun, May 342.9%57.1%IRAN BLINKS — BUT TRUST IS THE MISSING POINT
Sat, May 242.7%57.3%PRESIDENT INVENTS OWN WAR POWERS DOCTRINE

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How it works

Every morning a pipeline pulls a couple of hundred headlines from 16 news sources. Claude scores the day for doom three times without seeing past scores, takes the middle answer, and smooths it so a single loud headline can't swing the number on its own. Then it picks the day's best news for the dawn card, and each reading is painted as pixel art. Doom and dawn always add up to 100.

It's a thought experiment and a daily ritual, not a forecast.

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