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Tuesday, March 31, 2026

pDoom card for March 31, 2026: 46.3%, THE ALGORITHM LEARNED TO KILL FIRST.

46.3%doom

Elevated, tier 5 of 10.

Buried between oil tankers on fire and gold hitting historic lows is a quietly civilizational headline: AI systems are now selecting airstrike targets in a live war. This isn't a think-piece about future risks — it's a dispatch from week five of an active conflict where the machine is already in the loop. Meanwhile Spain and Italy are shutting US bombers out of their bases, Zelensky is being asked to ease up on Russia because energy prices are already through the roof, and Brent crude is flirting with $117. The Iran war isn't just a Middle East story anymore — it's the load-bearing pillar of every other crisis on this list.

The story behind it: 'AI helped pick the first thousand targets in Iran'

pDawn card for March 31, 2026: 53.7%, HEART ATTACKS JUST GOT 31% LESS LIKELY. Pixel art: Interior scene inside a warm clinical examination room at Mass General Brigham's Heart and Vascular Institute, looking outward through a tall window toward golden afternoon Boston skyline, rich amber .

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Radiant, tier 6 of 10.

Even as war, oil shocks, and geopolitical chaos dominate the headlines, scientists are quietly winning battles that matter most: the ones inside our bodies. Evolocumab, a cholesterol-lowering drug, has been shown to cut heart attack risk by 31% — a genuinely significant leap in cardiovascular medicine that will save real lives regardless of what happens in the Strait of Hormuz. Heart disease remains the world's leading killer, and a breakthrough of this magnitude is a reminder that human ingenuity keeps compounding even when the news cycle does not.

The story behind it: Powerful cholesterol drug cuts heart attack risk by 31%.

The days before

DayDoomDawnDoom headline
Mon, Mar 3046.4%53.6%THE PRESIDENT JUST THREATENED TO DETONATE THE GLOBAL ECONOMY
Sun, Mar 2943.3%56.7%ANOTHER FRONT OPENS FOR BUSINESS
Sat, Mar 2843.8%56.2%WAR SPREADS BEYOND BORDERS
Fri, Mar 2744.3%55.7%CLOSE CALL AT 30,000 FEET
Thu, Mar 2644.9%55.1%WINNING THE BATTLE, LOSING THE MAGAZINE
Wed, Mar 2545.2%54.8%PEACE TALKS AND PARATROOPERS, SIMULTANEOUSLY
Tue, Mar 2449.3%50.7%ROCKET MAN MAKES IT PERMANENT
Mon, Mar 2349.7%50.3%FIVE DAYS TO TALK THE WORLD OFF THE LEDGE
Sun, Mar 2255.5%44.5%48 HOURS TO SAVE THE GLOBAL ECONOMY
Sat, Mar 2150.1%49.9%THE MACHINE THAT REPLACES THE SCIENTISTS WHO BUILD THE MACHINE
Fri, Mar 2050.6%49.4%THE WAR JUST FOUND A NEW COUNTRY
Thu, Mar 1954.0%46.0%THE GAS FIELDS ARE BURNING NOW
Wed, Mar 1854.6%45.4%SECOND WAR OPENS WHILE NOBODY WAS WATCHING
Tue, Mar 1756.0%44.0%ISRAEL KEEPS BEHEADING THE SNAKE

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How it works

Every morning a pipeline pulls a couple of hundred headlines from 16 news sources. Claude scores the day for doom three times without seeing past scores, takes the middle answer, and smooths it so a single loud headline can't swing the number on its own. Then it picks the day's best news for the dawn card, and each reading is painted as pixel art. Doom and dawn always add up to 100.

It's a thought experiment and a daily ritual, not a forecast.

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