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Every morning an AI reads the news twice: once for doom, once for dawn.

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Saturday, June 13, 2026

pDoom card for June 13, 2026: 40.6%, GOVERNMENT PULLS THE PLUG ON THE AI. Pixel art: interior scene, camera positioned inside a cramped university computer lab in Toronto looking outward through a tall narrow window toward a rain-slicked street below, dark crimson and charcoal palette.

40.6%doom

Elevated, tier 5 of 10.

The US Commerce Department issued an export control directive forcing Anthropic to yank Claude Fable 5 and Mythos 5 offline because someone found a jailbreak good enough to spook national security officials — which is either a sign the models are terrifyingly capable or that Washington finally noticed AI exists. Meanwhile Elon Musk became the world's first trillionaire off SpaceX's IPO, meaning the man who owns a rocket company, an AI lab, and a social network is now incomprehensibly richer, which feels fine. On the brighter side, a US-Iran deal appears genuinely close, which would be the first meaningful de-escalation in weeks — though Trump is already calling them 'dishonorable people' so don't pop the champagne.

The story behind it: US orders Anthropic to disable AI models for all foreign nationals.

pDawn card for June 13, 2026: 59.4%, CRISPR CRACKS THE 'UNDRUGGABLE' CANCERS. Pixel art: Wide aerial view looking down at a 45-degree angle, vast landscape dominates, tiny figures below.

59.4%dawn

Radiant, tier 6 of 10.

While geopolitical headlines grind on and AI tools are being pulled offline, a quiet revolution is advancing in genomic medicine: CRISPR technology can now selectively destroy cancer cells that previously had no viable treatment pathway. The term 'undruggable' has long been a death sentence for patients with certain malignancies — that word may be losing its meaning. On a day heavy with conflict and uncertainty, the fact that scientists are systematically dismantling cancer's defenses one genomic lock at a time is a genuine, compounding reason for hope.

The story behind it: CRISPR tech selectively shreds cancer cells, including "undruggable" cancers.

The days before

DayDoomDawnDoom headline
Fri, Jun 1242.4%57.6%CHATBOT SAYS 'MAYBE THIS IS JUST THE END.' IT WAS.
Thu, Jun 1148.9%51.1%DAY TWO. OIL SEIZED. STRAIT CLOSED. WORLD CUP UNDERWAY.
Wed, Jun 1044.5%55.5%IRAN OPENS NEW FRONTS. GULF HOLDS BREATH.
Tue, Jun 939.2%60.8%MOST VIOLENT YEAR SINCE 1994. GOING GREAT.
Mon, Jun 842.2%57.8%CEASEFIRE DOING CEASEFIRE THINGS AGAIN
Sun, Jun 738.9%61.1%ALLIES SPYING ON ALLIES AT MAXIMUM INTENSITY
Sat, Jun 641.9%58.1%DICTATORS COMPARING NUCLEAR NOTES AGAIN
Fri, Jun 540.3%59.7%THE ALGORITHM TAUGHT ITSELF TO TEACH ITSELF
Thu, Jun 438.7%61.3%BLIND TO THE CONVEYOR BELT OF DOOM
Wed, Jun 341.4%58.6%CEASEFIRE WAS APPARENTLY JUST A SUGGESTION
Tue, Jun 237.6%62.4%MORE NUKES, MORE NATIONS, MORE PROBLEMS
Mon, Jun 140.6%59.4%IRAN SLAMS THE DOOR, HORMUZ ON THE TABLE
Sun, May 3135.4%64.6%EUROPE'S BIGGEST REACTOR IN THE CROSSHAIRS AGAIN
Sat, May 3035.7%64.3%DEAL OR NO DEAL, MISSILES STAY WARM

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How it works

Every morning a pipeline pulls a couple of hundred headlines from 16 news sources. Claude scores the day for doom three times without seeing past scores, takes the middle answer, and smooths it so a single loud headline can't swing the number on its own. Then it picks the day's best news for the dawn card, and each reading is painted as pixel art. Doom and dawn always add up to 100.

It's a thought experiment and a daily ritual, not a forecast.

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